Van Damme Coors Light Commercials
“Hello. Yes, I am Van Damme.”
Continuing the trend in absurdist advertising that Wieden + Kennedy resurrected with Old Spice in North America, Coors UK has adopted the technique into their UK television spots featuring none other than the Jean Claude Van Damme himself. Sporting his bad mullet and an awesome full denim outfit reminiscent of 1994′s Hard Target, JCVD stands on top of a high snow covered mountain recounting tales of past wilderness hardship.
As a kid who grew up watching JCVD roundhouse kick his way through the 90′s I feel like this is an appropriate homage to the often mocked celebrity who now seems okay with mocking himself (see JCVD the movie). Whoever wrote these commercials at London’s VCCP ad agency has obviously seen a few Van Damme movies, noting particularly the reference to the leopard print underwear (pronounced ander-ware) which is a similar line to the one about the black silk underwear in Double Impact, a movie where JCVD played himself as twins.
So the question other than, will Van Damme comparing his crotch to an ice cold beer sell more beer, is:
“Have you ever seen a man penguin walk after an intense mating season…have you?”
UPDATE:
Unfortunately, and likely due to some boneheaded contractual agreement, the Van Damme Coors Light ad spots have been pulled from YouTube. Perhaps the Muscles from Brussels didn’t agree to taint his US image, or Coors didn’t pay him enough. Either way, you can still view one of the spots at Ad Forum.



